Monday, December 31, 2012

Happy New Years!!

By the way, it's not Happy New Years. It's Happy New Year, but I love saying it that way and will continue to do so. Any time I can make myself laugh is a good time. Just like saying Safeways or Costcos or irregardless. OMG irregardless comes up in my autocorrect. WTF Steve Jobs? Or is it Job? Ha You'd think I was drunk the way I am rambling about such nonsense. Nope, saving that for tonight. Gonna take my crab dip (that my sister made) over to a loft party, have a few drinks and some good convos with some great people and then head to the bar. Ya, the bar. Not my ideal venue for bringing in the New YearS, but luckily I have my health. While I'm at it I'm going to reflect on my year and try not to get too bogged down with the fact that Kim Kardashian is fucking pregnant and is going to ruin my tabloid reading for the next fucking 28 weeks!!

Happy New Years!!

Saturday, July 07, 2012

I'm going to hell for this one...

So I'm driving home today and I pass the Mac's store. I come to the four-way and stop. I look to my left only to see a little dude just leaving the store with a bag of goodies in one hand and a smoke in the other. Fair enough. Then I scan a little closer to notice a real nice wife beater, cheesie stache and then I'm completely shocked off my rocker. Okay, then the judgmental and politically incorrect side of me takes over. This little dude has down syndrome or is it mentally/physically challenged? I don't know so whatever. Then my immediate thought is of Corky on Life Goes On and I'm left wondering where he's at and what he's been up to lately. Furthermore, I revisit the image in my rear view mirror and think that what I just saw was crazy and that DS people don't smoke and what an odd sight. Stupid, right? This sighting has not left me all day so I figured I must blog about it. I'm upset with who ever exposed him to smoking and more importantly wife beaters. Shoot me now.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Silent but deadly thoughts...

I think I could run a half-marathon if my life was at stake...definitely not a full one though.

I vacuumed and sautéed veggies today at the same time. I must do this more often.

To be continued...

What my nightstand has become...

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

This one's for Shelley and Terese...

A few things to discuss...

I'm tired, so I can't bitch like I need to. Ok, how come no one told me about Chris Harrison (The Bach host) splitting from his wife of 18 friggin' years? Hello? Remember when that blonde boob was on the show and got kicked off for effing a producer and then called out Chris on the live show about his alleged infidelities? Could the boob be right? I'm thinking...yes.

Cameron Diaz... Cameron D... Cammie D... Cammalama Dingdong...who in the hell authorized this chick to write a fucking nutrition book for young teenagers?? What was that Cammie? Eat veggies and fruit, stay away from dairy (awful for your complexion), meat has a nasty habit of getting stuck in the deep dark corners of our intestines, thus upping your weight when you step on the scale every half hour? Ya, that sounds about right to me. Some sound advice from a seasoned pro who, by the way, has the worst complexion I've seen for an actress besides maybe Anna Paquin, but I like her so I won't say anything more. Ya, sure, it's a nice attempt for those girls that idolize her and blah blah blah but I would never buy a nutrition guide from a former model/actress...period. After a deep breath, I feel bad for dissing her because I don't mind her movies (Have you seen The Holiday? Great movie.) Oh man, I feel like writing an actual essay on this, but I'm exhausted and single parenting this week, so I must save my bright, cheery attitude for Pearl and Morty by going to bed and getting my beauty rest. Lord knows I need it.

As I'm typing this I'm listening to the tv in the background. Apparently, Montel Williams has a new show about living well. Ok, ya, I know you've got MS Montel and I know you've had your struggles, but come on. Sylvia Brown is on as an example of living well? Not exactly the picture of health if you ask me, but whatevs. She probably has some sort of mystic mind hold on you and she's on your show because you have succumbed to her powers. Alright, that's it for now Sunshine ;)

Damn you Rihanna

God I hate how I love Rihanna's songs. I think she's a twit.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Here we go again...

So I swore I'd never watch it again, but I can't resist. It's like crack...I guess. The Bachelorette starts tonight and I am foregoing work in order to watch it. Commit me now.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Les, your Martha muffs rock!

So I made the banana blueberry muffs recipe that Lesley so graciously passed along to me and I posted below. If you haven't tried them do it and do it now.

Big things going on right now for me. Not only am I emotionally planning for Becky's departure off of Coronation Street, but I am planning my own departure away for a little vacay. 4 days and 3 nights away from the kids. It's either going to be hell or heaven. Either way it'll be something.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Council Bluffs!!!!

Who ever is on my blog from Council Bluffs, please come forward and identify yourself!! I have a relative from there but he lived there in 1905 so I'm wondering if you are his ghost???